June 2013
so at Target/Walmart they have these packs of mini avengers
they’re blind packages with 3 different avengers in each bag
i only needed Tony, Iron Man, and Hawkeye to complete my collection, so when my dad came home with this, i was crossing my fingers that they were all in here
wait…
what’s this?
…
i-
OH MY GOD
SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS
yes
yes
yes
YES - and then you start to think you’ve been chosen for the second coming of christ.
yep
virgin mary 5ever
Every time





